Scrumptious!
This is where I used to work at. : ) I found the website!
Making pies, blending drinks, steaming milk, assembling sandwiches, frying bacon, cooking pasta…it was like playing masak-masak! Erm of course have to wait tables and wash dishes also lah but that was also quite fun. (I especially loved it when customers returned their orders and the food went to ME!)
And I got free meals and $6 per hour. I know it’s not exactly the most attractive wages but I was figuring out the other day whether I could survive by just being a waitress. And I believe I can. I can!
See ah, I will need roughly $300 for rental/electricity/water/internet (well maybe I can do without internet). Let’s put aside $100 per month for food. I’m assuming my meals will be taken at the cafe/restaurant. And then $50 for transport. I can’t really estimate this since I used to be on student concession and if I’m working full time then obviously I don’t have that previlege anymore and anyway I don’t know how far I need to travel. $30 for phone. That’s only approx. $500 leh.
How much do I need to work to earn $500 per month? $500/6=83 hours=21 hours per week=4 hours per day! Fuh! That’s all fine and dandy isn’t it? And tell you, I used to do 12 hours at the cafe on busy weekends and I loved it. OK lah there was one time we had to cater for a party and I had to chop up mushrooms to make mushroom bisque for 20-30 people. Can die ok! Thank God for blenders.
Oh and once you’ve worked at a cafe, you’ll never see it the same way anymore. All the classiness is *poof* gone. Haha.
I know la I probably underestimated all my future expenses. And I will need much more money for insurance and medical fees and goodness knows what else I’m so naive…but basically, I think I shall survive! Because I will work at least 8 hours a day. Where got waitress work 4 hours a day one only big bosses can do that.
So I reckon I don’t need a uni degree? Of course I will either need to marry a rich husband or remain a spinster as I won’t have money to raise kids. But I can live a happy single life can’t I? Can’t I? Can’t I? (OK not so sure anymore)
Oh wait I spotted a big flaw in my calculations. See if you can find the error and I tell you it’s not a mathematical one.
But on the whole I believe in the feasibility of my plan and I am very pleased with myself.
I know a lot of people out there am chio already…laugh la laugh la…when I win the Nobel Prize in Waitressing don’t come begging for forgiveness.
Wow wow wow… I think I know you lesser and lesser as days pass by. *hangs head in shame*
My thinking would be, as long as you are happy, why not?
And pssst! One can of Campbell soup right from its can? Like that can eat de meh?
Comment by day-dreamer — April 20, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
Agreed, if you are happy with it, go for it! =) Your calculation ar… I don’t know where the mistake is. =P
Woo, it’s so great to see you back on a much happier tone! ^^ Oi, I envy that you get to play badminton these days okay! Nobody to play badminton with here. x_x
Comment by Chadin Anuwattanaporn — April 20, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
Sorry, double post. I don’t see why you cannot use iMac in thunderstorm… I always do that with my notebook PC. XD Must be your unlucky day.
Comment by Chadin Anuwattanaporn — April 20, 2008 @ 9:58 pm
Okay let me guess. Is it the phone bill?
Comment by wei liang — April 20, 2008 @ 11:10 pm
hey, great to see you back! =D
Comment by weiwen — April 21, 2008 @ 9:13 am
Hello everyone! *waves* THanks for welcoming me back! =D
Eh eh eh I was not serious about the whole waitressing thing la! Don’t take me too seriously kay.
Anyway, the mistake is…
if I only work 4 hours a day at the restaurant then I’ll have to PAY for my other meals la! 2 meals a day will be at least $6 amounting to $180 per month!!! And how bout weekends where I don’t work at all leh! Haih.
And Ohm, I dunno la. Apparently you cannot watch TV during thunderstorms as well. My relative’s TV got striked by lightning and spoilt. And several other electric appliances too.
Comment by Jasmine — April 21, 2008 @ 9:21 am
indeed there is a chance that ur electrical appliances may get spoilt in a thunderstorm, but well… still it’s only a chance la… (saying all these bcuz i do the same thing too!! ^^) and u suddenly post so many posts i also stunt le!! but will read all de…
Comment by bean — April 22, 2008 @ 11:54 am
wa bean so good of you to still read me…and how come you recently use “le” and “de”. Are you still happily gaming away? cheers
Comment by Jasmine — April 22, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
precisely because of gaming lor… those singlish idiots ruin my proper english ^^… and i also started using ^^ alot… haha… de basically means de in chinese, u get wat i mean? haha… dunno la… maybe sounds abit stupid XP
Comment by bean — April 26, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
I was skimming the post (always lazy to read things about calculations) until i came to the last few paragraphs and it got better (hehe) and wow! last paragraph. love it.
Comment by Weijian — May 6, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
Weijian, the last paragraph is so stupid laa
Comment by Jasmine — May 6, 2008 @ 10:17 pm