1. I am wearing a white spaghetti dress after attending  On Ego  with John. What a mentally stimulating and emotionally engaging play, by the way.

 2. I just took out my contacts, and my glasses are in the room. I am half blind.

3. I have not showered.

I am locked out of my room.

At least I have my sweater and my all-important and practical thumb drive with me, so I can work on my assignments.

Until the owner decides to relieve me of my suffering, I will remain unrefreshed in my uncomfortable white dress and black sweater  at university. 

Given that one other housemate just committed the same crime yesterday (and I laughed at him), the landlord will have no inclination at all to show up soon. And Tanny arrives tomorrow 8am.