1. I am wearing a white spaghetti dress after attending On Ego with John. What a mentally stimulating and emotionally engaging play, by the way.
2. I just took out my contacts, and my glasses are in the room. I am half blind.
3. I have not showered.
I am locked out of my room.
At least I have my sweater and my all-important and practical thumb drive with me, so I can work on my assignments.
Until the owner decides to relieve me of my suffering, I will remain unrefreshed in my uncomfortable white dress and black sweater at university.
Given that one other housemate just committed the same crime yesterday (and I laughed at him), the landlord will have no inclination at all to show up soon. And Tanny arrives tomorrow 8am.